What’s LeBron James Been Thinking About This Offseason?
1. HOW MANY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST?”
Not one, not two, not three, not four…”2. BEAT UP DELONTE WEST
“Just check all local KFCs…”3. PICK UP KLEENEX FOR CHRIS BOSH
“Who the fuck is allergic to aloe?”4. WHERE TO TAKE MY TALENTS FOR LUNCH”
Applebee’s?”5. DON”T FORGET THE 4TH QUARTER! (FOR THE PARKING METER)”
I always seem to come up short…”6. ORDER WIDER HEADBANDS”
But does it make my head look fat?”7. HOW TO PRONOUNCE “SPOELSTRA”
“Gotta admit, ‘Shut the fuck up, Brown’ was a lot easier…”8. BEAT UP RASHARD LEWIS
“Is he taller than me?”9. ASK RILEY TO BORROW A RING FOR THIS DINNER PARTY I’M GOING TO
“I’m totally gonna perma-borrow that shit…”
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